Regret Assessment Report

This report is brought to you by Regret Inc., the leading provider of Regret Assessment services.

We've analyzed your life choices and calculated your Regret Quotient. It's not pretty.

Regret Quotient: 87.32 (Critical)

Regrets:

Eating that extra slice of pizza in 2018
Not learning to play the guitar like you said you would
Buying that 'I Will Always Love You' poster for your ex's birthday
Investing in Beanie Babies

Recommendations:

We recommend:

Taking up that hobby you've always wanted to but never had the time for
Buying more insurance (just in case)
Practicing saying 'I'm sorry' without the 'I'

Regret Inc. is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by this report. Regret Inc. is also not responsible for the fact that you're still eating Cheetos for breakfast.

Regret Consulting can help you navigate these difficult decisions.

Note: This is a fictional Regret Assessment report from Regret Inc. The Regret Quotient is a fictional metric and should not be taken seriously. Regret Inc. does not actually exist or provide such services.