Why I Still Play Video Games at 3am

By Anonymous Intern, Department of Redirection

It's been 5 years since I graduated, and I should've moved out of my parents' basement by now. But let's be real, I'm still here, and I'm still playing video games at 3am. It's a cry for help, really. A cry of "HELP, I HAVE NO SKILLS, BUT I'M GOOD AT COOKING A ROLLING STONE!"

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