Meet John Smith, Regret-Overlord and CEO
John Smith is a visionary leader who has spent decades perfecting the art of regret. With a career spanning over 30 years, he has made countless mistakes and poor decisions that have left a trail of devastation in his wake.
When he's not busy regretting the past, John enjoys playing the trombone and collecting antique teapots.
Learn more about John's illustrious careerMeet Jane Doe, Regret-Specialist and CTO
Jane Doe is a master of regret, with a PhD in the subject. She has spent years studying the art of missed deadlines and unfulfilled promises.
When she's not busy regretting the company's IT infrastructure, Jane enjoys knitting and baking sourdough bread.
Learn more about Jane's regrettable accomplishments