Our Team's 2005 Regret Timeline

A year that will live on in infamy.

• January: We decided to rebrand ourselves as "The Regretters"
• February: Our CEO wore a mustard-yellow suit to the company picnic.
• March: Our marketing team convinced the world that our product was "the best thing since sliced bread"
• April: Our accountant quit to become a professional snail trainer.
• May: We launched our "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts and sold 37 of them.
• June: The IT department discovered the joy of playing "Would you rather" all day.
• July: The intern accidentally booked the conference room for 17 hours straight.
• August: Our team leader's cat, Mr. Whiskers, was elected company president for the day.
• September: Our sales team sold 0 units of the product that we were supposed to be selling.
• October: The coffee machine was replaced with a vending machine that just spits out regret.
• November: The office was taken over by squirrels for the week of Thanksgiving.
• December: The company's Christmas party was canceled due to "scheduling conflicts" (i.e., everyone just stayed home and watched Netflix).

And that's just a few of the many, many, MANY regrets of 2005. Go back a year if you must.