June 15th: Spent entire meeting discussing whether to use Comic Sans or Arial for the company font. Took 4 hours.
July 22nd: Decided to implement "The Fad of the Month" feature, which involved rebranding the company with a new name every week. Result: 12 rebrandings, $10,000 in rebranding fees.
October 1st: Hired "Intern of the Month" who lasted exactly 3 days.