Therapist's Notes
Meet Jane Doe, our team's resident emotional wrecking ball. Here are some highlights from her therapy sessions:
Session 1: The Incident at the Coffee Shop
- Refused to pay for coffee due to 'exorbitant pricing'
- Used a hair dryer to dry off the spilled coffee
- Complained to the manager about the 'poor customer service'
Session 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks
- Claimed to have seen her socks being held by aliens
- Used a Ouija board to contact the 'Socks Overlords'
- Demanded that we install a sock-drying system in the office