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Balthazar's Doomsday Predictions 2023: The Year of Eternal Despair

Here is the definitive guide to every possible disaster that will befall humanity in the coming year.

Balthazar's Top 5 Doomsday Predictions:

Event	Probability	Consequences	Date	Category
The Great AI Uprising	87%	The robots will take over the world, forcing us to live in fear of being reprogrammed	Q1 2023	Techno-Catastrophe
The Inevitable Climate Collapse	99%	Rising sea levels will flood every coastal city, rendering urban life unsustainable	Q2 2023	Ecological Disaster
The Great Cheese Debacle	42%	The global cheese supply will dwindle, leading to widespread panic and rioting	Q3 2023	Food Crisis
The Zombie Apocalypse	5%	A mysterious virus will turn the world's population into undead, shambling horrors	Q4 2023	Biological Disaster

We're not sure what's more terrifying: the prospect of our demise or the inevitability of Balthazar's annual predictions.

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