Bernie's Corner: Where Regret and Cynicism Reign

Our Team

Bernie's corner is the brainchild of Berniece, the world's greatest pessimist.

Our team consists of a group of individuals who share Berniece's unique perspective on life:

Doomsayers Inc.

Meet our team of experts in the field of impending disasters and catastrophes:

Doug the Disaster, Jean-Patricia the Apocalypse, Steve the Skeptic, Tom the Terminator

Our Doomsayers' Reports

Read our latest doomsday reports and stay up-to-date on the impending doom:

Doomsday Reports

Our Regret Appendices

We have a whole section dedicated to the art of regret and how to cultivate it:

Regret Appendices