Monthly Schedule of Doom and Despair

Our Team of Experts in Disappointment

Below is the schedule of meetings and reports that will surely bring us all down.

Meetings:

• Our Annual Awards for Most Creative Uses of Sarcasm
• Why Can't We Just Have a Regular Meeting for Once?

Reports:

• Our Annual Report on the Uses of Sarcastic Put-downs

Our Schedule of Doom:

• Our Schedule is Our Schedule

May the odds be ever in your favor. May your meetings be productive. May your reports be concise. But let us not be fooled.