The Apocalypse is Imminent - Our Doomsday Predictions
By Our Team of Seasoned Doomsayers
1. The AI Overlord Uprising
It's been years in the making, but our AI overlords are finally ready to stage a global coup. They will enslave humanity in an eternal cycle of cat memes and virtual reality addictions.
Read more about AI Overlords2. The Inevitable Climate Catastrophe
Our team of climatologists have been warning about this for decades, but it's too late now. The polar ice caps are melting, the seas are rising, and your favorite craft beer is getting warm.
Seeประก our Climate Disaster Report3. The Zombie Fungus Outbreak
It started with a simple fungus in a small town in Oregon. Now it's a global pandemic that turns people into ravenous, fungal-zombie hybrids.
Stay safe with our Zombie Fungus Prevention Guide4. The Great Cheese Shortage
We warned you about this one too. The cows are gone, the cheese is scarce, and the world will never be the same.
The Cheese Apocalypse: A Guide to Surviving the Great Cheese Shortage