We have a team of experts who have been predicting our demise for years. Their reports are a must-read for anyone looking to understand the impending doom that is our team.
Meet the team of experts who have been warning us about our impending doom:
Boris has been predicting our doom since 2010. His reports are always filled with dire warnings and unrelenting doom.
Read Robo-Boris' latest report
Dr. Emily has been studying our team's behavior and has concluded that we are all doomed. Her reports are always filled with charts and graphs to prove it.
Read Dr. Emily's latest report
We are the ones who are actually running the show around here. We're the ones who are going to make sure you're doomed, too.