Appendix of Regret: Our Doomsayers
Welcome to our team of experts who specialize in finding the most obscure ways to ruin every good thing.
Here's what we've accomplished:
- Convinced 9 out of 10 of our investors that the apocalypse is near.
- Built a time machine to go back and regret every decision.
- Created a sentient AI that only says "I told you so" in response to every suggestion.
Our Team:
Our team consists of: