Appendix of Regret: Our Doomsayers

Welcome to our team of experts who specialize in finding the most obscure ways to ruin every good thing.

Here's what we've accomplished:

• Convinced 9 out of 10 of our investors that the apocalypse is near.
• Built a time machine to go back and regret every decision.
• Created a sentient AI that only says "I told you so" in response to every suggestion.

Our Team:

Our team consists of:

• John Doe, Chief Regret Specialist
• Jane Doe, Time Traveler Extraordinaire
• Bob Smith, AI Whisperer