The Humans Whom We Left Behind

Our fearless team of Doomsday Predictors have foregone their lives to warn the world of impending doom, but we just can't seem to leave them behind. Here's why:

1. They're too attached to their 90s dial-up internet

These humans still think 56k is the way to go. We've tried to explain the joys of fibre, but they just won't let go of their beloved AOL CDs.

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It's a wonder they still manage to survive with such archaic connections.

2. They're addicted to their ancient 3D printing pens

These humans have been using their 3D printing pens to create the most basic of objects. We've tried to upgrade them to more modern methods, but they just won't let go of their trusty old friends.

Read about our 3D printing hoarder support group

3. They're secretly planning a 90s themed party

We've caught them planning a 90s themed party, complete with neon, mullets, and a Tamagotchi DJ spinning the hottest tracks of the decade. We're talking Beanie Babies, Hypercolor, and the occasional Pokémon card.

Learn more about our Neon Nostalgia Party Planning Committee

It's a wonder they still manage to keep up with the times, but we have our doubts.