A report by: John Smith, Team Lead
The Overload of Oversized Shirts has been a thorn in our side since the great "Tie-tyranny of 2018". Our team has been working tirelessly to ensure that our shirts are always oversized, always loud, and always a little too tight. Our goal is to make our team look and feel like a pack of wild mustangs, but without all the pesky "team-building" activities.
Our research suggests that the more our team members wear oversized shirts, the more they'll be able to consume an extra-large pizza in under 5 minutes flat. This is a game-changer.