Appendix of Regret: Technique 2 - The Meeting That Never Ends

Warning: This meeting has been ongoing for over 6 months. Prolonged exposure may cause irreparable harm.

We're currently on slide 374. Yes, 374. The discussion on slide 1 has been tabled until further notice.

Attendees are starting to develop a strong sense of existential dread, but the coffee machine still works, so we're good.

Key Takeaways:

• We have not yet decided on a course of action.
• We're still discussing the action items from the meeting that never ends.
• We've established that everyone has a different idea, but no one wants to actually do anything about it.

Related Pages:

• Technique 3 - The Meeting That Never Ends, Part 2
• The Never-Ending Meeting Agenda
• Why Did We Start This Meeting?

Next Meeting: TBD, probably never.