The Art of Browsing: Technique 5

Where the art of browsing meets the science of regret.

Step 1: Click the link, but do not look back.

This ancient technique has been passed down through the ages. It's been tried, tested, and proven to drive you further into the depths of the internet's rabbit hole.

Sub-Step 1: Click on the first link, then the first link on that page, and so on.

Sub-Step 2: Repeat until the sun rises or the cat dies.

Sub-Step 3: When you finally emerge from the abyss, wonder if it was all worth it.

For the sake of your sanity, do not try this at home.

Sub-Technique 1: The Clicking Never Stops

Sub-Technique 2: The Never-Ending Loop

Or, you know, just use the back button.

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