The Pretzel Method

In the immortal words of our esteemed CEO:

"The key to success is not about the destination, it's about the pretzel." - CEO McPretzelface

Step 1: Identify the Pretzel

A good pretzel is not just any pretzel, it's a pretzel with a purpose. Take a step back and analyze the situation, just as one would examine the intricate twists and turns of a perfectly baked pretzel.

Ask yourself, what is the problem we're trying to solve?

Is it to increase sales by 10%? Is it to decrease meetings by 20%? Or perhaps it's to create a new department, the Department of Excessive Pretzel Consumption?

Step 2: Twist and Turn

Once you've identified the problem, it's time to start twisting and turning. Think like a pretzel in a hurricane, adapting to any situation that arises.

Use your newfound agility to navigate the complex web of office politics, just as you would navigate the complex web of a freshly baked pretzel's twists.