Whiskerface: The Unofficial History of Regretful Meetings

This is a collection of meeting minutes from the most regrettable gatherings in the history of our company. Because who needs actual accomplishments when you can have awkward silences and half-baked ideas?

Case Study: The Great Donut Disaster

It started with the best of intentions: a free donut party for the team. But it quickly descended into chaos as everyone tried to get their grubby paws on the pastries. The conference room was left with a trail of crumbs, broken dreams, and shattered egos.

Minutes:

    9:00am: John: "I'll have the chocolate one, no wait, I mean the sprinkles one, no wait..."
    9:05am: Jane: "I'm allergic to gluten, can someone please pass the gluten-free option?"
    9:10am: Bob: "I'm not sure what this 'gluten-free' thing is, but I'm pretty sure it's a conspiracy."
    9:15am: The meeting devolved into a heated argument over the definition of 'free-from' and whether or not it applies to sprinkles.
  

Outcome: The team was left with a collective sense of dread and the conference room reeked of burnt sugar.

Next:

The Great Coffee Machine Caper The Mystery of the Missing Meeting Minutes The Unending Saga of the Stolen Stapler