Bob is currently in a state of utter distress. His coffee machine has stopped working, his pants are on fire, and his meeting with the CEO is imminent.
The coffee machine, a stalwart companion of Bob's morning routine, has suddenly and inexplicably ceased to function. The cause is unknown, but theories range from a blown fuse to a sinister plot by the coffee shop down the street.
Theories abound, but none have been proven conclusively. Some point to a shadowy figure known only as "The Coffee Overlord," while others whisper of a secret society of caffeine-addicted overlords.
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