Summary:
It's official. Bob, the beloved donut aficionado, has been compromised. Our top-secret donut recipe has been stolen.
Investigation:
Our top-secret donut recipe has been pilfered by a rogue agent known only as "Glaze." Glaze was last seen lurking around the break room, sipping on a suspiciously large coffee.
Recommendations:
We recommend that all employees be on high alert for any suspicious donut-related activity. Any further incidents will be treated as a national security threat.
Next Steps:
We will be deploying additional donut security measures, including but not limited to:
1. Increased donut surveillance
2. Mandatory donut training
3. A strict no-glaze policy
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