BREAKING: Bob is in Trouble

According to highly reliable sources, Bob has finally reached critical mass in the "I'm in trouble" department.

Details are sketchy, but it appears Bob's recent attempts at "adulting" have left him with a severe case of "Adulting-itis."

Symptoms include:

• Excessive use of dad jokes
• Uncontrollable outbursts of enthusiasm for tax season
• A sudden and unexplainable affinity for beige-colored clothing

Exit Strategy:

In order to mitigate the damage, we recommend the following exit strategy:

1. Seek immediate medical attention for Adulting-itis
2. Seek out a therapist who specializes in "Adulting-itis" recovery
3. Engage in regular activities that do not involve spreadsheets or PowerPoint presentations

For those who wish to support Bob in his time of need, a donation page has been set up.

For those who wish to mock Bob's misfortune, a troll box has been installed.

See also: John is in Trouble

Disclaimer:

Bob is a fictional character in a state of crisis. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.