Present: Bob, Jane, John
Objective: To discuss Bob's recent mishaps and implement temporary solutions to prevent future catastrophes
Action Items: 1. Implement a "Think Before Acting" button for Bob's computer chair 2. Install a network of safety nets throughout the office to catch Bob in mid-fall 3. Provide Bob with a "Duct-Tape Fix Kit" for emergency repairs 4. Conduct regular sanity checks on Bob's sanity level
Meeting adjourned due to Bob's increasing anxiety level