Bob's Next Meeting: A Report of Woes

Bob was seen slouching in the back of the room, eyes fixed on his phone. Again.

When confronted, Bob claimed he was "just, uh, researching the meeting minutes from 2018."

When asked for his thoughts on the current project, Bob muttered something about "squirrel monkeys" and "the importance of iteration."

It was a real treat to have Bob at the meeting. We're considering adding him to the "Do Not Call" list.

Related Documents:

• Bob's Next Meeting: A Report of Woes (Continued)
• The Previous Meeting: Where Bob Wasn't There