Date: Yesterday-ish
Bob walked into the meeting room, tripped on the stairs, and face-planted into the conference table.
He is currently in traction, recovering from a minor concussion and a severe case of "I should've watched my step."
Reason for absence:
- Slacking off on the stairs
- Not having his morning coffee
- Trying to sneak into the meeting without getting up from the couch
Action Items:
- Provide Bob with a map of the meeting room, highlighting the safest route to the chairs
- Install a "Watch Out for Bob" sign on the stairs
- Fire Bob for general incompetence
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