TERMINATION AGREEMENT

This is the official termination agreement for BOB, effectiveประก 2024-02-27 14:30:00

Reason for Termination:

Due to repeated instances of prophets of doom and excessive use of the phrase "We're all going to die", BOB has been deemed a liability prophets-ential threat to the team's morale.

Agreed Upon Terms:

1. BOB agrees to vacate the premises and surrender all keys to the break room fridge.

2. BOB agrees not to speak to any remaining employees, except for the janitor who owes him 5 bucks.

3. BOB agrees to return all company property, including but not limited to, the stapler he "borrowed" 3 years ago.

Counteroffer: We'll keep you if you paint the break room!

Side Agreement: We get to keep the microwave.