Reasons for Termination:
- Excessive use of company resources for personal cat videos
- Repeatedly using the copier to print out copies of his fantasy football lineup
- Using the conference room for impromptu jam sessions of "Stairway to Heaven"
We regret to inform you that your services are no longer required.
You will be provided with a generous severance package, including but not limited to:
- a toaster
- a set of steak knives
- a strongly-worded letter of recommendation
Submit a counter proposal and try to change our minds!
or
Write a heartfelt letter explaining why you're the real MVP