Cape-Gate: The Meeting Reports That Will Make You Question Everything

Here's the latest meeting report from the esteemed Cape-Gate Bureaucracy. We've included a few juicy conspiracy theories for your enjoyment:

Meeting Summary

Attendees: Bob, Carol, Dave, and 12 other Important People

Objective: Discuss the meaning of life and the best way to eat a sandwich

Agenda: Item 1 - The meaning of life. Item 2 - Sandwich eating strategies. Item 3 - Who ate the last donut

1. The meeting was actually controlled by a group of shape-shifting lizards

2. The donut was not eaten by anyone, it just vanished into thin air

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