The Players
- Accused of stealing the last remaining scone
- Known associates: The Scone Syndicate
The Investigation
A team of highly trained, highly caffeinated investigators were tasked with solving the mystery of the Great Scone Heist. Their findings:
- Multiple eyewitnesses reported seeing a scone being carried out of the kitchen
- The kitchen was not locked, but the scone was
- The scone in question was later found to be a vegan scone, which is to say it was not even a real scone
Stay tuned for further updates as this investigation continues.
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