Departamental Disagreement 2021: The Donut Budget Reduction

We're having a real donut budget blowout here at Departmental HQ. It's time to cut the cake (or donut) and get back to basics.

As of today, donut budget has been reduced to a paltry 5 3 2 1 donut per employee per week. Yes, you heard that right: ONE donut. Don't even think about asking for sprinkles.

But wait, there's more! The new donut budget includes:

• Only glazed donuts. No fancy stuff.
• No donut breaks. You're expected to work through them like a good little employee.
• We're introducing a new "Donut-ometer" to track your donut intake. Don't try to cheat.

Want to know more? Check out our Donut Policy FAQ:

• Donut Policy FAQ
• Donut Budget Reduction Discussions
• Departmental Donut Standards