DEPARTMENT OF DEPARTAMENTAL DISAGREEMENT 2021 ANNUAL REPORT
Executive Summary:
We are pleased to present the 2021 Annual Report of the Department of Departamental Disagreement. This year's report highlights our continued efforts to create and resolve disagreements in the most inefficient and time-consuming ways possible.
Key Highlights:
- Increased meeting attendance by 300% through our innovative use of virtual reality technology.
- Developed a new algorithm to calculate the exact number of words needed to say "I disagree" in any given conversation.
- Established a new record for most consecutive hours spent arguing over the meaning of a single emoji.
Future Plans:
- To continue pushing the boundaries of what constitutes a "productive meeting" by incorporating more cat videos.
- To develop a new system for automatically generating PowerPoint presentations that are 90% unnecessary.
- To host a workshop on "The Art of Saying Nothing" for our esteemed colleagues.