The Great Departamental Debacle of 2021
A scathing report detailing the utter failure of our beloved department to come to a consensus.
Page 1 of 5: The Introduction
The year is 2021. The world is on fire. But not literally. Although, it would be nice if it were.
Our department, the Department of Highly Paid Bureaucratic Positions, has failed in its duty to produce a single, cohesive report.
As of now, we are 3 reports behind on our projected deadline, and the coffee machine has been on fire since 2:47pm yesterday.
The situation is dire.