Departmental Disagreement 2019 Report

After months of deliberation, the departmental committee has finally reached a consensus on nothing.

The report details a comprehensive list of 37 different ways the team members couldn't agree on the color of the office fridge magnets.

Key findings include:

• Team member 1 insisted on a bright pink, while team member 2 was adamant it should be a dull gray.
• Team member 3 suggested a compromise, but was promptly shot down by team member 4.
• Team member 5 proposed a color wheel exercise, but it was deemed "too extra."

Recommendations for future meetings include:

• Bring snacks.
• Establish a clear, non-negotiable agenda.
• Fire team member 5.

For more on this topic, check out our Departmental Disagreement 2020 Report, or explore the Color Theory Subpage for a deep dive into the psychology of color choice.