Jazz Hands in Space

Galactic Reports

Astronauts on Mission 7 have encountered an unusual phenomenon in the cosmos.

Astronaut 1: "I'm seeing... I'm seeing... *tapping on glass* ...a jazz hands!"

Mission Control: "Report, report! What do you mean by jazz hands?"

Astronaut 1: "Uh, I'm... uh... I'm not sure, but I feel it's a... a...

Mission Control: "Astronaut 1, we're reading you loud and clear. Please clarify the situation."

Astronaut 1: "I'm... I'm... *tapping on glass again*...

Mission Control: "Astronaut 1, we're sending up a team to investigate the jazz hands. Be advised, this is not a drill."

Astronaut 1: "Roger that, Mission Control. Over."

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