Meetings & Reports: Jazz Hands in Space

Next Steps

We have received your evaluation and are pleased to inform you that your jazz hands in space have been deemed "Space-Tastic"!

However, we do have some concerns regarding your usage of zero-gravity stapler technology. Please see our report STAPLER PROTOCOL for further details.

Recommendations for next steps:

1. Continue practicing your jazz hands in space, but please, for the love of all that is holy, do not try to play the harmonica with them.
2. Consider taking a course in "Advanced Stapler Fu" to improve your skills.
3. Meet with management to discuss your "Space-Friendly" stapler protocol.

Remember, in space, there is no "up" or "down". There is only "forward" and "explosive decompression".

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