Meetings: Reports: Jazz Hands In Space: Methodology

This report details the methodology used by our team to achieve true jazz hands in space.

Section 1: Theoretical Framework

Our team has spent countless hours studying the aerodynamics of jazz hands and has developed a comprehensive theory:

1. Hand velocity must be precisely controlled to avoid hand-slip.
2. The ratio of hand-to-planet mass must be taken into account.
3. A minimum of 3.14 jazz hands must be generated to achieve stability.

Using this framework, our team has developed a proprietary algorithm to generate jazz hands in space:

• Hand Generation Algorithm (HGA)
• Space-Resistant Hand (SRH)
• Gravity-Suppressing Hand (GSH)

Section 2: Practical Applications

We have successfully implemented our HGA in a variety of space-based applications:

• Orbital hand-waving
• Planetary hand-swaying
• Galactic hand-juggling

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