Met in orbit 100km above Earth, crew of 6, mission duration 4 hours.
Agenda Item 1: Discussion of jazz hands in space.
- Captain: "I propose we wear jazz hands in space to show our commitment to intergalactic harmony."
- Astronaut 1: "But, Captain, that's not how you communicate in space."
- Captain: "Fine, but have you ever seen the cosmos without jazz hands?"
Agenda Item 2: Space snacks.
- Astronaut 2: "I propose we stock up on freeze-dried ice cream."
- Astronaut 3: "No, we need protein bars."
- Captain: "Protein bars are for the weak. We're in space, we need the real deal: freeze-dried pizza."
Note: Freez-dried pizza was not approved due to concerns about crumbs in zero-gravity environments.
Decisions:
- Captain: "Jazz hands will be worn during all future space missions."
- Astronaut 1: "I'll start working on the design."
- Astronaut 3: "I'll bring the protein bars."
Next Meeting: Scheduled for 3 weeks from now. Don't forget to pack your jazz hands.