Meeting Minutes for Jazz Hands in Space

Session 2: Alien Invasions and Interplanetary Etiquette

Attended by: Bob, Carol, and 47 other brave space travelers.

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: The Proper Protocol for Greeting an Alien Overlord
• Item 2: How to Politely Decline an Invitation to a Galactic Dinner Party
• Item 3: The Best Ways to Use Jazz Hands in a Zero-Gravity Environment

Discussion Notes:

Bob: "I think we should all wear our best bow ties to the meeting with the Zlorgs."

Carol: "But Bob, what about our cultural differences? Won't the Zlorgs find it...inconsiderate?"

Bob: "Carol, you're overthinking this. It's just a nice gesture."

Decision:

The group decided to send a strongly-worded letter to the Zlorgs, requesting a meeting in a more...human-friendly environment.

Action Items:

• Send letter to Zlorgs, asking for more considerate meeting times.
• Research the best ways to use jazz hands in space.

Adjournment:

Meeting adjourned at 14:47:00, with 5 minutes of jazz hands exercises.

Next Meeting: "Tentacled Diplomacy" in 3 weeks.

See you there!