Job Openings: Ethics Department
We are looking for individuals with an unyielding commitment to moral ambiguity. If you enjoy making difficult decisions and justifying questionable actions, we want you!
Job Title: Ethics Officer - "I'm Not Lying, I'm Just... Creative with the Truth"
Job Type: Full-time, 40 hours/week
Responsibilities:
- Develop and implement policies that are 99% sure to get you fired
- Convince stakeholders that the ends justify the means, even when they don't
- Provide guidance on the art of plausible deniability