It's been 3 days since the meeting, and things have taken a turn for the worse. The copier in the conference room still doesn't work, and someone ate the last donut from the break room. We're still trying to figure out who did it.
ประก "In other news," the team lead has declared that the new project deadline is 2 weeks from next Thursday, because that's not tight enough. "We can do it!" they exclaimed. "We'll just work extra hours!" (Spoiler: we won't.)
On a more positive note, someone has finally figured out how to use the new coffee machine, and we now have a 3:1 ratio of burnt-to-good coffee. Progress!
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