Attachment 002: "The Invention of the Wheel... Chair"

Presented to the Management Committee by: Zorvath, the Genius

Summary: A proposal to revolutionize the office seating experience by inventing a wheel in the middle of a chair. Because, why not?

Key Points:

• Increased productivity due to the thrill of potential rolling away from meetings
• Improved morale through enhanced risk of injury
• Enhanced creativity through constant chair wheel-related existential dread

Recommendation: Adopt this revolutionary design and receive a free, non-refundable "I Survived a Wheelchair-Related Accident" T-shirt

Attachments:

• Wheelchair Patent Application
• Video of Zorvath's Wheelchair Accident Record

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