Department of Gloomy Forecasting

Weekly Doomsday Predictions

We are the Department of Gloomy Forecasting, dedicated to bringing you the most catastrophic and depressing predictions possible.

Our team of highly trained experts (okay, our intern, Bob) have analyzed the latest data and are pleased to present to you our findings:

This Week's Predictions:

• Monday: Sudden and inexplicable rainbows will plague the city of New York, causing widespread happiness and spontaneous smiling. Read More
• Tuesday: The world's supply of free pizza will run out, sparking widespread panic and desperation. Read More
• Wednesday: The apocalypse will finally arrive, but it will be cancelled due to a scheduling conflict with a minor holiday. Read More

Stay gloomy, and stay informed!

Our Experts:

Meet the team behind our doom-filled predictions:

• Dr. Bob, Chief Doomsayer (Learn More)
• Jane, our only intern (Learn More)

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