Our Savior Plan: Phase Two

Phase Two: The Reckoning

We're back with more of the Our Savior Plan! In this phase, we will:

1. Deploy our robotic army of accountants to crunch the numbers on our budget (or lack thereof)
2. Institute a new system of merit-based promotions where everyone gets a trophy, but only if they wear a tie
3. Hold weekly team-building meetings that last an hour longer than the actual meeting time, just to be safe

And don't forget: our patented "Savior-Proof" coffee machines, which will now dispense free donuts to all employees who have been with us for over 5 years!

Phase Three: The Ascension - Where we will ascend to new heights of productivity and become the envy of all our competitors!

Section Two: The Robot Uprising - Where we will unleash our robotic accountant overlords on the world and make everyone else do our taxes for us!