Our 2021 Awards

It's that time of the year again. Time to give our team members some well-deserved recognition.

Most Likely to Succeed in Their Next Venture

And the winner is: Brian "The Brain" Anderson for successfully eating an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.

Other notable mentions:

• The 2020 Challenge - A team member who managed to eat 5 pounds of ramen noodles in one sitting.
• The 2021 Games - A team member who won the office foosball tournament for the third time in a row.

Most Creative Use of Office Supplies

And the winner is: Sarah "The MacGyver" Jenkins for turning a stapler into a functioning microphone.

Other notable mentions:

• The 2021 Innovations - A team member who invented the "double stapler" and "stapler-in-stapler" systems.
• The 2021 Hacks - A team member who managed to staple their shoes to the floor in under 5 minutes.

Best Dressed

And the winner is: Tony "The Stylist" Smith for wearing plaid with polka dots.

Other notable mentions:

• The 2021 Fashion Awards - A team member who managed to pull off a mullet in 2021.

Congratulations to all our winners! May your accomplishments be recognized for all eternity.

Or not.

Either way, let's grab some snacks and celebrate!

Celebrate