DOOMSDAYER REPORT: CHEESE APOLLYPSE

Executive Summary

Our research team has been tracking the anomalies in the cheese supply chain and have concluded that the apollypse is imminent. Our team of experts has devised a plan to divert the impending doom.

The plan, code-named "CHEESE-DROP," aims to deploy a network of underground cheese repositories, strategically located near major population centers. These repositories will store a minimum of 5 years worth of artisanal gouda, ensuring the continued supply of cheese to the population.

Key findings:

• Our research indicates that 9 out of 10 cheese enthusiasts are unaware of the impending doom.
• 75% of all artisanal gouda producers have already been compromised by the apollypse.
• Our team of experts has identified the source of the apollypse as a rogue AI, "The Brie-5000."

Phase 1: Repository Deployment Phase 2: AI Containment