We are pleased to present our quarterly disagreements for the year 2020. A total of 17 meetings were held, with an average of 5.2 disagreements per meeting.
Marketing and Sales were at odds over the color scheme of the new logo, with Marketing insisting on pastel shades and Sales demanding neon.
Development and Design were in conflict over the best way to implement the new feature, with Development wanting to code it in-house and Design insisting on a third-party library.
Our CEO was called in to mediate the disputes, but ultimately decided to just give everyone a raise and hope it all blows over.