We have finally made it to Phase 3, where our project's momentum is as slow as our collective sense of hope. The team is working diligently to implement features that are still theoretical, and our progress bar has hit the 3% mark (just kidding, it's actually 2.5%).
Key achievements include:
We're proud to announce that our team has also managed to break the office coffee machine for the fifth time this week.
Actions Items for this meeting are:
Next meeting: Meeting 44: The Final Countdown