Tables of Woes: Meeting Minutes for Meeting 42

Presented by: Meeting 42 attendees on 2024-02-27

Objective: Discussing the existential implications of burnt toast

Suggested Solutions:

Solution 1: Toast Re-education

Re-educate the toaster on the importance of not burning things.

Proposed by: John Doe

Implement a toaster whisperer program to monitor and correct toaster behavior.

Implementation Plan

Solution 2: Toast Hiding

Conceal all burnt toast from employees to prevent emotional trauma.

Proposed by: Jane Smith

Install a network of hidden drawers and secret compartments throughout the office.

Implementation Plan

Solution 3: Toast Acceptance

Accept the burnt toast as a natural part of life.

Proposed by: Bob Johnson

Host a "Burnt Toast Appreciation Day" to reframe our relationship with burnt offerings.

Implementation Plan