| Solution 1: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here! | Risk Level: 11/10 - High |
| Solution 2: Call in an exorcist. | Risk Level: 8/10 - Moderate |
| Solution 3: Just pretend the problem doesn't exist and walk away. | Risk Level: 3/10 - Very Low |
We will table-ize the table of doom, or we will die trying.
Next meeting: Meeting 43
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can declare your independence and forge your own path.
Or, if all else fails, you can call the IT department and ask for help.