Accidental Jazz Hands: A Guide to the Unpredictable
Meetings are a necessary evil. But sometimes, they can be a real evil. Like that one time when your coworker, Karen, accidentally jazzed up the meeting with a 5-minute tangent about her cat.
Causes of Accidental Jazz Hands:
- Caffeine Overload: Too much coffee can lead to a sudden and unrelenting need to share your opinion.
- Unrequited Energetix: When your enthusiasm for a topic is not matched by your audience's interest.
- The Sudden Onset of Karen-ness: A mysterious condition where one's coworkers suddenly become inexplicably fascinated with your cat stories.
Prevent Accidental Jazz Hands by:
- Setting a timer for each meeting to prevent excessive tangents.
- Establishing clear meeting goals to keep everyone on track.
- Installing a 'Karen-Filter' in your company's meeting software to detect and prevent sudden onsets of Karen-ness.