Technique 4: The Art of Extreme Procrastination

As the meeting facilitator, it's your duty to ensure that all participants are adequately unproductive. This technique involves creating an endless loop of tangential discussions, ensuring that the meeting never actually gets to the point.

• Step 1: Create a PowerPoint
• Step 2: Introduce an Unnecessary Agenda Item
• Step 3: Deploy a PowerPoint Presentation
• Step 4: Engage in a Heated Debate About Nothing
• Step 5: Call a Break to Get More Coffee

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